Tercera llamada

One of the safest place to be in the world is the stage - Frank Langella

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When my brother's in the shower...

-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me:
will you quit singing?
brother:
what?
me:
QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother:
WOMAN
brother:
WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother:
MY BALLS
brother:
AND MY SOUL